- Water resistance
- An aggressive reminder to back up my files every week
- Files that give themselves relevant names like "important work file" or "unimportant blurry picture"
- Autosave that just saves the document instead of creating a new, identical autosave version that I don't realize is separate from the other document until days later after making significant changes to the old document
- Non-judgmental tech support
- Add-on warranty that covers liquid damage
- Cup holder
What I Get Out of My Laptop
- Biennial nervous breakdowns
- Cachet
